Home of the Dealertainers

Who wouldn't enjoy Little Richard dealing them Blackjack, or Tina Turner spinning the Roulette wheel. This is the place we will call home for 5 days and 4 nights. I only had one complaint the last time I stayed here, and that was the fire alarm going off while i was in the shower at 6:30am. Still being a little loaded I got out of the shower and entered the hall as is, no towel to see what the commotion was. After realizing we were in no real danger and being 14 floors up I decided to take my chances and continue my shower. The nice thing about this place is cheap tables, and since we are going during the week this will work out great. Low limits is never a bad thing. The sports book here is not bad for horse racing, and the cocktail waitresses aren't bad either. I believe I fell in love a few times. J was also propositioned here while playing the slots. Why that deal didn't take place I do not know.

Welcome to Las Vegas Nevada

Whenever traveling to Vegas the question always comes up of whether to check bags or not. This can be debated for quite sometime. I usually am one not to check a bag, as I don't like to stand around in the sea of fellow degenerates hoping my bag made it onto the right plane and will be joining me in Vegas. If it decided you will take the risk of checking luggage, you are on your own. However, seeing J fight through the crowd around the carousel may be entertaining and worth watching. This decision may be made on the fly the morning of at the airport.

Kung Pao

After a late evening at Hooters it appeared to be a good idea to have a pre-vegas trip to the casino. Of course this sounded like a fantastic idea after numerous pitchers of Coors light. First stop was the Craps table, after down a quick hondo in 15minutes it was time to dig already. Hitting 2 quick points I felt the times had turned. Now it was time to get that money back and start betting like a clown. After showing Chach not what to do at craps it was time to hit an ATM. J was on fire at the roulette table with Joe, but I was destined to beat the game of craps. I walk to a table and throw on the field, only to learn the min was $15. Not happy with this I only bet the field until i lost, recoverd $75. For some reason I get talked into playing roulette and am I glad I did. J was on a roll for 3hrs, until Pao the table lady took over. Joe fights back to have a +$200 evening. I have a legendary come back after being down $180, to +$200 after hitting numbers on roulette. Chach plays the smart roulette only investing for about $80 and knowing when to stop and not letting the bleeding kill him. This will pay off in Vegas, very controlled gambler. J takes a turn for the worse and ends up down $40. Joe and I agree being down only $40 is like walking out a winner sometimes. J is not happy and claims he may not go to Vegas. All in all a good casino trip, thanks for the good times guys!

Vegas Baby, Vegas!

Today's topic will be in flight entertainment. Seeing as we are flying the no-frills carrier I will be forced to provide the entertainment. I have a splitter we can use for multiple headsets, but you clowns will have to bring your own headphones as I dont want your wax filled ears near mine. As always only Vegas themed movies are allowed, and any episode of Entourage. The Vegas Baby, Vegas is a definite. This will be entertaining especially of other passengers catch a glimpse of the strip club scene which has happened on previous flights.......classic. Per the Entourage clan I plan to make a roulette bet as soon as soon as we walk into the casino to see how the trip will go. J will also provide his usual entertainment on board as well. Also this trip comes at a perfect time as Season 5 comes out on June 2nd just in time to view on the plane. VICTORY!!!!!!!!

Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.
Drama: Strippers — why?
Turtle: Now shouldn't it be "Strippers — how?" and "Thank you"?
Vince: Thank you.

Ding.......You Are Now Free to Move About the Country

After months of trying to best our original flight price J was able to beat our $260 round trip flight by $20. The only catch is he will be in Vegas from 6/1-6/11. After careful examination he realized that he is indeed a mungaloid. Wish I could have been there to see the look on his face when he realized he booked the wrong flight. J knows I am not a big fan of flying Southwest after last years Vegas trip, but I will give them another try. I believe we can get on during pre-bording thanks to J's handicap status. I call an aisle. If by chance I am in charge of getting/saving seats your guys spots will be sold to the first attractive female passenger. Who am I kidding, they will be gone after anyone resembling a female walks by. Don't worry Chach I will try and get you a MILF or GILF for the flight. The early poll results show mixed results, it appears to be no beer at all or possibly stumbling off the plane. On my last encounter to Vegas I had the luxury of sitting next to a rather large 35 woman. She decided to bring her pantry of snacks in a plastic bag along with a large Orange soda. Needless to say had the orange pop spilled I may no longer be welcome on certain airlines. 72 days

Let the Countdown Begin

Only 73 days until the Vegas trip. I will continue to update this regularly with new topics, ideas, and of course photos. This photo is fitting as it will be our first stop once we drop our bags at the Imperial Palace Luxury Suites. I will call ahead to make special seating request as close to the buffest as possible so J doesnt have too far to walk in between his 8 trips through the buffet line.